liveindenver:

on the outside i might look like an asshole but inside i am still an asshole

RIP Lynn D “Buck” Compton
31 December 1921 - 26 February 2012
rest in peace. 

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lucy-vanpelt:

but i'm a creep
i'm a weirdo
what the hell am i doing here?
i don't belong here

imreallynotthatspecial:

my mom asked me who I was talking to on the internet. I said, “no one.” 

then I turned around and whispered, “the president“ 

•  I'll do my homework at 8, I said
•  I'll do my homework at 9, I said
•  I'll do my homework at 10, I said
•  I'll do my homework at lunch, I said
•  I'll take the zero, I said

jesshaswell:

if i ever guest starred on glee and had to say ‘new directions’ i would just always say nude erections and nobody would know but i would know

• my parents: I have such a pretty daughter
• my grandparents: so how many boyfriends have you gone through this week?
• people from my school: and here we have this deformed potato

radiobread2:

have you ever legitimately gotten mad that the person you have fantasied yourself in a relationship with, who doesn’t know who you are, starts dating someone else and then you feel used and lied to and betrayed but like they dont even know you but in your head youve shared so many memories and good times

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antiquers:

willyousmile:

fuck